Porter the Puppy

Why the crawling baby is like a puppy:

-He crawls on all fours
-He follows us everywhere
-He isn’t very good at following directions
-He likes to eat food left on the floor
-He can’t talk
-He is very loud at all the wrong times
-He gets into every thing
-He isn’t toilet trained
-He knows how to beg
-He steals food
-His cuteness makes us want to keep him
-He has no sense of personal boundaries
-He tries to eat shoes
-He is unbelievably adorable


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